Sa Pinas in English class
Student: Titser pwude ako mag CR?
Teacher: You hab to ask in English.
Student: Pero hindi ko na matiis
Teacher: Sorry but this in English class, you have to ask in English.
Student: Titser, Father Mother I.....
the student runs out of the classroom, after getting back
Teacher: what is dis father mother i?
Student.. Tatay Ina Ako.
Entries for May, 2007
May 4, 2007
how plain is my website
Written by maxterspade12ph at 03:50 PM.
got to pinoytabulista webpage wherein monthly, there are winners for best webpage, best post and tabulista of the month. and visting the nominees, nanliliit ako. considering that i am part of network solutions right now handling calls about domain names, etc. parang lumalabas sa tabulas ko na wala akong alam sa pag gawa ng website.
d bale, i will have the time to fix mine. i will layout my idea this weekend while i am on the beach. tapos, gagawin kong parang launching date ng bago kong website sa debut ko, may31. ahahaha
still planning for the may27 party sa bahay. plano pa lang. d pa nga ako nakapagpaalam sa mga taong involved like my lola at yung mga tao na parati kong nakakausap pa lang ang nasabihan ko. buti nga isa isang nagpaparamdam yun mga tao ngayon.
so excited for the family weekend trip sa iba, zambales. we will be all in 1 bus, which will be leaving bulacan at 3.30 in the morning tomorrow. sobrang saya nito. ahahaha.
kakatapos lang 1st half ng final exam sa trabaho. 48/50, not bad. sana magawa ko ng tama yung next para naman pasado. mas masarap ang outing pag walang problema.
supposedly, we will have a class tomorrow to makeup for the lost class day from tuesday, may1. pero dahil ako ang boss sa people support, sinabi ko na wala, kaya wala.. ahahaha. birthday aura is working just fine.
May 9, 2007
"My Nine Names"
Written by maxterspade12ph at 01:18 PM.
1. YOUR NAME: joseph paulo de leon
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name, plus izzle) josizzle pauzzle (puzzle?)
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and fav animal) orange tiger - wow, parang codename lang a.
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name) sangalang bataan. ? ? ? wahaha
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name) del jo san... wow jedi master..
6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink) * blue water.. waaa. wowoweee.... ganda
7. IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 2nd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name) olgaa
8. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (fathers middle name) manansala
9. GOTH NAME: (3rd favorite color, and the name one of your pets) * purple teddy - "lov' it"
REPOST as "My Nine Names"
it is funny how we go about our daily things with different names. on my upcoming debut day, i will be called for at least 3 names, and every name is official. i will be called pepi by org friends and high school classmates, jp by my officemates and family members, promking by the Alliance.. hehe/
May 11, 2007
Written by maxterspade12ph at 07:40 PM.
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| *********************************************** 3 girls make paalam to their daddy: Girl 1: Dad I'm going out with PETE to EAT. Girl 2: Dad I'm going out with LANCE to DANCE. Girl 3: Dad I'm going out with CHUCK to �.. DAD: A hinde! Matulog ka. | |
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May 13, 2007
RF Medallion Contest
Written by maxterspade12ph at 02:49 AM.
GM tristan is giving away a GENUINE RF MEDALLION! where did he get that? i wish he would give it to me as a birthday present. My day is about 3-4weeks away and i am so excited. this birthday would definitely be a turning point in my life. within the next year, i will be making critical decisions that would map my existence in the world. and how i wish, a genuine rf medallion would accompany me.
it's been almost 2 years since i was introduced to the game. and the concept of a three-way war is relatively new at that time. i am so blessed that a neutral person like me is given the pressure of choosing only 1 side. i am so happy i chose a race that shares my values about the divinity of numbers, and that is cora.
look at what the game has given me. i am more popular as promking rather than as pepi or jp. and i like it.
so i think i am rightful enough to own the medallion. apart from being RF as my first online game, my guild, the Alliance has been number 1 in cora-nexus since giga5 started. and mind you, i am the only 1 left as founder of the guild, all else has vanished themselves to other priorities.
May 21, 2007
mga nakakaaliw na linya
Written by maxterspade12ph at 09:46 AM.
naaliw lng aku d2.
"Haay, buhay nga naman... Kahit mabigat
ang pasanin, masarap pa rin.."
-- Bra -
"Ayoko na! Bakit kapag
nagmamahal ako, nagagalit sila??"
-- Gasolina-
"Hindi lahat ng bubuyog kulay itim."
-- Jollibee-
"Oo inaamin ko, sila'y mga yakal,
lawanit at narra. At kami'y saging
lang.
Pero maghanap kayo ng puno sa buong
mundo, saging lang ang may puso.."
-- B1 at B2-
"Wag po natin salubungin ang mga
bumababa, di po naten sila kamag-anak."
-- LRT/MRT Operator-
"pinapaikot mo lang ako,
nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti pang patayin
mlo na lang ako"
-electric fan-
"hindi lahat ng walang
salawal ay bastos"
-winnie d' pooh-
"Alam mo ba wala akong ibang
hinangad kundi ang mapalapit sa iyo.
pero patuloy ang
pag-iwas mo"
-ipis-
"Hala! sige
magpakasasa ka!
Alam ko namang katawan ko
lang ang habol mo."
-hipon-
"Hindi lahat ng green
ay masustansya."
-plema-
"Hindi ko hinahangad na
ipagmalaki mo na ako'y sau
ayoko ko lang naman na sa harap ng
maraming tao ganun mo na lang ako
itanggi.."
-utot-
"Sawang sawa na ako
palagi nalang akong
pinagpapasa-pasahan, pagod
na pagod na ako."
-Bola-
"you never know what you
have till you lose it.
and once you lose it, you can
never get it back"
-snatcher-
di na nga ako
gumagalaw dito,
ako na nga yung natapakan,
sya pa itong galit.
- tae-
"Hindi lahat ng
pink, KIKAY!"
- bayani fernando-
"Ginawa ko naman lahat
para sumaya ka
mahirap ba talagang makontento sa
isa, bakit palipat-lipat ka?
-TV-
"hindi lahat ng maasim
may vitamin c"
- kili kili-
Sige, batihin mo ako....
Sigeee.....BATEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
-itlog-
pilitin mo man na alisin ako sa
buhay mo, babalik at babalik ako!
-libag-
"wag mo na akong
bilugin.."
-kulangot-
Paano tayo makakabuo kung
hindi ako papatong sa iyo?
-Lego-
"hindi lahat ng dugo
puedeng idonate"
-regla-
kalokohan sa txt.
hehe.